Scandinavia

Ok so I have a newfound pride in my genetic roots thanks to Carl, with a C because it's the best letter in the alphabet, Hagen. My blonde, Scandinavian, meat-heat of a friend speaks 4 languages and has immigrant parents with crazy connections pretty much all over the place. Not only is he all-up-on's about his homeland- he makes it virtually impossible for me to not have some serious blonde Scandinavian pride. True, I also have quite a bit of German, but who cares- blonde pride bitches! My eyes have been opened to naked saunas, Swiss bank accounts, and "porridge" of all things. (by the way- it's oatmeal you foreigner! I kid I kid.) Have I sparked your deep inner passions to delve deep into all that is Scandinavian? Good- here is a link.

http://www.goscandinavia.com/