Miss Chrissy's Memoirs

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Another song to shame my name... and my hair color.

It is most likely a curse that I am blonde and that my name is Chrissy. I recently heard a song that REALLY puts my name to shame. The lyrics are below. Wraning: not for the faint at heart- it is pretty much soft-core porn. The song is "Fuck the pain away" by the Peaches. Gag me quick, I only had stomach enough to post the relevant section of the lyrics:

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

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